Please engage the sound button as you read along because the poem is all about sound.
Bush Hanging for Beard
The sound must seem an echo of the sense.
Matt Gaetz is one of the bad frat fucks in Animal House,
pompadoured preppy, preening scion of Daddy Hospice Profits,
rotting of entitlement,
crowing bout his cockle-a-doodle-doo conquests,
hungering for heed,
donning a gas mask on the Floor of the House to mock meetness!
Shame on him.
Yet, for me, surprisingly,
his well-deserved ills
haven’t spanned schadenfreude
but a sense of satisfaction instead.
Thy karmic comeuppance be done,
on earth as it is in Hollywood.
Theme of the month: There is some danger in being an asshole.