Although Brett Kavanaugh slung a slew of lies under oath Thursday, he did get one thing right. His reputation has been forever ruined, and by my reckoning, his sniveling lachrymose barking performance Thursday played a significant role in furthering tainting what he likes to call his “good name.” Now we know that, not only was he a sloppy drunk who may have sexually abused more than one woman, but also that even as an adult, he’s a spoiled brat who thinks he’s better those below him (ie., everyone).
Ultimately, without corroboration, the allegation in question at the hearing amounts to a he said/she said stalemate. On the other hand, his performance during that hearing makes it perfectly, unequivocally clear that he is an asshole in the league of Pride and Prejudice’s Lady Catherine de Bourgh. We’re talking pantheon dwelling assholedom. Zeus, Ted Cruz, Trump.
Yet, I read on Twitter that the White House was thrilled with his guns-blazing impertinence, saw it as “masculine.”
What? Masculine? If whining and anger denoted masculinity, Lindsey Graham = the Marlborough Man.
I’m gonna bite you, I’m gonna bite you
No doubt you’ve already seen this, but just in case:
Since when has pouting insouciance become to denote masculinity?
Kavanaugh seems to think that because he got into Yale, was a popular jock at a prestigious prep school, attended church, etc. that he is somehow above being questioned about a serious allegation. When one senator asked him had he ever blacked out from over-drinking, he barked back, “Have you?”
I mean, his sense of entitlement out-neros Nero, which, according to philosopher Aaron James’ Assholes, a Theory is the defining trait of assholedom:
Our [i.e. James’s] theory has three main parts. In interpersonal or cooperative relations, the asshole:
allows himself to enjoy special advantages and does so systematically;
does this out of an entrenched sense of entitlement; and
is immunized by his sense of entitlement against the complaints of other people.
If little Brett had any sense, he’d withdraw his name, resign his judgeship, and sign on with Fox News. That would take care of his serious cash flow problems. His financial disclosure statements clearly demonstrate a lack of restraint, that the judge lacks good judgment. He buys houses he can’t afford, joins country clubs he can’t afford, etc.
Anyway, if his story teaches us anything, it’s that in the Republican Party, power trumps decency, that sexual assault isn’t taken all that seriously by lots of men, and that males and females are held to much different standards when it comes to their deportment in hearings.
Oh, yeah, and being an asshole in high school can come back to haunt your ass.
1 A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men. It is important to remember that straight men do not make eye contact while in the act. Doing so will question their sexuality.
Larry: Did you hear that Eric and Brian were in a Devils Triangle with Sarah last night?
Brad: Yeah man, I did, what homo’s.
Larry: No man, its cool, they didn’t make eye contact.
2 A made up game of quarters with three cups arranged in a triangle. The rules are unknown because the inventor of the game, Brett Kavanaugh, could not explain them under oath.
“Hey Renate? Want to play devils triangle with Mark and I (sic)?” Brett asked.