Unfortunately, I suffer from insomnia. Unfortunately, some nights/a.m.s I try to deflect thoughts by constructing verse. Unfortunately, some nights/a.m.s the result might be a limerick.
Vulgar But Not Profane
A wayward nun from Bangkok, Maine
screamed hail marys whenever she came.
She had sex with her jailer
and cursed like a sailor,
but never took the Lord’s Name in vain.