Five Reasons I Feel So Effing Fortunate

  1. There’s no way I’m going to die from Huntington’s Chorea.
  2. The Atlanta Braves are not going to lose a playoff game this year.
  3. Unless something unbelievable happens, I won’t have to endure an image of Chris Christie raising his right hand to take the oath of office.
  4. The statute of limitations has run out on lots and lots of my crimes and misdemeanors.
  5. I can beat the computer at chess, if I set the preferences to the me-vs-Willow-Palin setting.

 

moore Willow

 

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