I have 99 Problems, but Disposable Income Isn’t One of Them
Vanilla Puddin’ is my name,
And rapping is my avocation,
Jay-Z can’t rhyme better than I,
So ‘cuse me while I kiss the ground,
I own a late model Volvo with leather seats and air bags.
You know I don’t like to boast,
But that Volvo’s paid for,
An officer pulled me over for rolling thru a stop sign,
Then asked me for my registration,
Which was up to date and everything,
So you can kiss my alabaster derriere,
I have 99 problems
But disposable income isn’t one of them.
So dig it, fellow homeowners!