Vanilla Pudding’, Suburban Rapper

Vanilla Puddin'

Vanilla Puddin’


I have 99 Problems, but Disposable Income Isn’t One of Them



Vanilla Puddin’ is my name,

And rapping is my avocation,



Jay-Z can’t rhyme better than I,

So ‘cuse me while I kiss the ground,



I own a late model Volvo with leather seats and air bags.

You know I don’t like to boast,

But that Volvo’s paid for,



An officer pulled me over for rolling thru a stop sign,

Then asked me for my registration,

Which was up to date and everything,

So you can kiss my alabaster derriere,



I have 99 problems

But disposable income isn’t one of them.


So dig it, fellow homeowners!