What Kind of STD Are You?









 What Kind of STD Are You?


1.  Which painting by Brueghel best captures the real you?

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2.  Which of the cultural figures below you most admire?








































3. What sounds most romantic to you?

A.  Hooking up with a total stranger in a hostel in Belgrade.

B.  Getting wasted on absinthe in ’20’s Paris.

C.  Sharing needles with that someone special.


If  you answered A to number 3, you’re chlamydia.

If you answered B to number 3, you’re  syphilis.

If you answered C to number 3, you’re already dead.



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