What Kind of STD Are You?
1. Which painting by Brueghel best captures the real you?
2. Which of the cultural figures below you most admire?
3. What sounds most romantic to you?
A. Hooking up with a total stranger in a hostel in Belgrade.
B. Getting wasted on absinthe in ’20’s Paris.
C. Sharing needles with that someone special.
If you answered A to number 3, you’re chlamydia.
If you answered B to number 3, you’re syphilis.
If you answered C to number 3, you’re already dead.