Y’all hear that thumping bass line, boys and girls,

That means that Nilla Pudding’s about to take a stab

 

Let’s start the New Year right, dat right, right,

Not wrong with some sappy tune.

 

Dat there bass don’t seem enough

Let’s add some drums to the mix-ture

 

Oh yeah, that sounds better

Some guitar for the icing

Might make the mix more en-tertaining.

 

Uh-uh, now we’re crusining.

 

As you know, Nilla Puddin’ is my name

And rapping is my avocation

 

Busting rhymes left and right

Got a back-up sound that’s so so taut

 

As taut as a tick, it’s so so ill

Gonna give my posse a spine shudder

 

Diggin’ it sistah?

Gonna give my vocal chord a blistah

 

You catch the rhyme

 

I’m on a roll

Jelly Roll Morton

 

Dr. Thomas Horton

 

Beth Orton

 

The smile on her mouth

Was plagerized

 

Unsantitized

 

Oh, shoot, I gotta go,

The grits be boiling overflow

 

Like I said Nilla Pudding is my name

And rapping is my avocation