Y’all hear that thumping bass line, boys and girls,
That means that Nilla Pudding’s about to take a stab
Let’s start the New Year right, dat right, right,
Not wrong with some sappy tune.
Dat there bass don’t seem enough
Let’s add some drums to the mix-ture
Oh yeah, that sounds better
Some guitar for the icing
Might make the mix more en-tertaining.
Uh-uh, now we’re crusining.
As you know, Nilla Puddin’ is my name
And rapping is my avocation
Busting rhymes left and right
Got a back-up sound that’s so so taut
As taut as a tick, it’s so so ill
Gonna give my posse a spine shudder
Diggin’ it sistah?
Gonna give my vocal chord a blistah
You catch the rhyme
I’m on a roll
Jelly Roll Morton
Dr. Thomas Horton
Beth Orton
The smile on her mouth
Was plagerized
Unsantitized
Oh, shoot, I gotta go,
The grits be boiling overflow
Like I said Nilla Pudding is my name
And rapping is my avocation
You Do Hoodoo 
I like that drum beat. Sounds like a drum machine, but I could be mistaken. It’s probably only a matter of time bf someone combines rules of poetry (e.g. syllable count) with the flow of rap to make up something similar to your Nilla Pudding. Wow, though — you really remained in character for that :). Happy New Year.
Hey, Rodney, I made the tune, if that’s what you wanna call it, via Garage Band. It’s made up of bass tracks, a drum loop, and something called “funky disco guitar.” Thanks for reading, and Happy New Year to you and Lynda!