Sagittarius, my name’s Wes. Half
Shetland pony, half man, half drunk,
Spunky, funky feetswise, street wise
Not so much. Hobbling on All Day IPA
Crutches, engaged to a duchess, a
Non bullshitter my horoscope say.
My horoscope say I promise more
than deliverable, say I so un-
diplo make Donald Trump
shiver with the faux pas machine
I be revving 24/7. A freedom craving
charming ass knave, it say.
But I know this cat born on the same day
who be ain’t at all like me, good at math,
half Chinese, don’t waste his time
pumping out faux funk, got good
teeth, non-nomadic, tactful, wrath
less, leave no mess, a Sagittarius?
Wonder what his horoscope say.