The Con: You Can Fool a Whole Lot of People a Lot of the Time

snake-oil

Last Tuesday, lots of low information voters stood in the relatively short lines where white people vote and cast their ballots for Donald Trump because they’re sick of Washington DC and wanted to take a sledge-hammer to the status quo.

These people are unaware that not much got done in Washington under Obama (except for saving the economy and adding 20 million to the ranks of the insured) because the Republican Congress thwarted his every move. Mitch McConnell infamously announced right from the get-go, i.e. right after Obama’s first inauguration, that his goal was to make sure that Obama would be a one-term president.

Well, these low info whites are going to get their way now because things are about to get done in Washington – the Affordable Care Act will be repealed, massive tax cuts signed into law, environmental protections gutted, banks deregulated – sis-boom-bah!

Perhaps because Trump’s gruff plain speech echoed their thoughts and expressed their prejudices, they figured he would give a shit about them and get those factories humming again, but, of course, all Donald Trump cares about is Donald Trump, and certainly his polices aren’t going to help those disaffected Michiganders and Ohioans; indeed, they’ll make their lives even less lavish. No doubt, these pissed off citizens don’t know that Trump literally defecates in gold-plated toilets. They couldn’t see that he’s the great-great grandson of the charlatan who sold their great-great grandfathers that snake oil.

Trey Lott and the lobbyists, on the other hand, will do right well as deficits rise like volcanoes, necessitating drastic cuts in non-military spending in subsequent years. The real irony, though, is that after the election, it’s not Republican Party that is, to quote Matthew Yglesias, “a smoldering heap,” but the Democratic Party instead.

Although Abe Lincoln’s famous statement, “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time,” might very well be true, it’s also true that you can “fool a whole lot of people a lot of the time — over and over again.”

5 thoughts on “The Con: You Can Fool a Whole Lot of People a Lot of the Time

  1. Pingback: The Con: You Can Fool a Whole Lot of People a Lot of the Time | rodneywallacegantt

  2. My sentiments are the same. The idea great grandchildren of Hitler’s oil supplier has again embarked on a journey to literally shred the 1st Amendment. I don’t know how he managed to mute the best press on the planet since I, too seem to somehow know about the golden toilet. To quote Hamilton’s play, “the world turned upside down.”

  3. Oh grapes of wrath
    Those sour grapes
    Cannot erase
    Bill Clinton’s rapes

    And all the crimes
    Of Hillary
    It’s time that she
    Is pilloried

    But when the country
    Takes a dump
    The blame will be
    On Donald Trump

    And as you cry
    Your tears of woe
    Then you can say
    I told you so

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