What to Avoid

Gas Station Sushi

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Mixing Bleach with Ammonia

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The Collected Poems of Joyce Kilmer

Excerpted example:

Monsignore,

I have never before troubled you with a request.

The saints whose ears I chiefly worry with my pleas

are the most exquisite and maternal Brigid,

Gallant Saint Stephen, who puts fire in my blood,

And your brother bishop, my patron,

The generous and jovial Saint Nicholas of Bari.

 

Using the nominative case correctly in dialogue

 ‘It is I, Bugsy Malone, whom you shall never nab, dirty copper.”

Ranting about how the police need to be defunded at a family reunion in Pickens, SC.

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Purple Jesus

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Barry Manilow cover bands

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Barry Manilow

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Polka Hawaiian Jazz Fusion

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Russian Trustafarians

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Handfeeding Wobbly Foxes

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Hitchhiking In Compton wearing a Confederate flag emblazoned tee shirt

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Waste of time blog posts on beautiful October afternoons

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