Kafkaesque Security Questions

 

  1. Where were you when you first realized your father was a despicable human being?

 

  1. How did you dispose of the remains of your first pet?

 

  1. What’s your favorite Yiddish word?

 

  1. If you weren’t a coward, what would you have tattooed on your chest?

 

  1. Who is your least favorite brother Karamazov?

 

Robert Crumb's rendering of Kafka

Robert Crumb’s rendering of Kafka