Bubba, the Redneck Snowman

bubba the redneck snowman

Bubba, the redneck snowman,

had a cherry bomb for a nose,

and if you ever lit it,

you could watch his head explode.

 

All of the other snowmen

were content to just melt away,

but Bubba, the redneck snowman,

didn’t want to go out that way.

 

Then one frigid solstice night

when temperatures were in the teens,

some good ol’ boy lit Bubba’s fuse

and blew him to smithereens.

 

Before he could get well away,

the good ol’ boy slipped on ice,

fractured his fibula in two places

And lost half his hearing for life.

 

“Live by the sword, die by the sword”

is what my daddy used to say.

Choose a violent lifestyle,

and it’ll bite you on the ass one day.

 

Bubba, the redneck snowman,

had a cherry bomb for a nose,

and if you ever lit it,

you could watch his head explode.