A Fractured Nursery Rhyme (or Georgie Porgie Meets Simple Simon Meets Roger Ailes)

A Fractured Nursery Rhyme (or Georgie Porgie Meets Simple Simon Meets Roger Ailes)

Roger Ailes

 

Mrs. Mooney met a loony

standing in a puddle.

 

Said the loony to Mrs. Mooney,

“You think you’d like to cuddle?

 

With her head held high,

She walked on by,

 

And her wits began to gather.

“No thanks,” said she, “I reckon I’d rather not rather.”

 

from a Child’s Back Alley of Verses