Relatively early in his career, Yeats would come up with long, unwieldy titles for some of his poems.
To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
You say as I have often given tongue
In praise of what another’s said or sung.
‘There politic to do the like by these;
But have you known a dog to praise his fleas?
So in this vein, I humbly present:
A Subliterate Buddhist with Work Issues Writes to His Love Seeking Seventeen Syllables That Will Deliver Him from the Eternal Cycle of Birth, Suffering, and Death
Oxygen, shallow breathing, white noise, now!
O, lay a haiku on me, sweetie.
This here samsara got me so so down.
These damned desires breed so much sorrow.
Can’t concentrate on my breathing.
Got so much shit going down tomorrow.
O, O, O, lay a haiku on me, my love,
A haiku with the hashtag samadhi,
One that makes me the one I’m not thinking of,
One that will set this monkey mind free.