Depressing Thought: If the universe keeps expanding as scientists claim it will, someday our solar system will be so isolated that the night sky will only hold the moon, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter.
Silver Lining: We’ll all be dead.
Silver Lining: Future oceanfront lots in Branchville, SC are going for a song!
Depressing Thought: I weigh more now than I ever have in my entire life.
Silver Lining: The increased fat might help me survive future famines caused by global warming.
Depressing Thought: Because of Obama’s establishing diplomatic relations with Cuba, I missed my chance to visit Havana in all of its quaint, frozen-’50’s shabby grandeur.
Silver Lining: Cuban children may soon be able to eat meat on a regular basis.
Depressing Thought: Warren Zevon will never make another record.
Silver Lining: Neither will The Ray Conniff singers.