Gas Station Sushi

Mixing Bleach with Ammonia

 

The Collected Poems of Joyce Kilmer

Excerpted example:

Monsignore,

I have never before troubled you with a request.

The saints whose ears I chiefly worry with my pleas

are the most exquisite and maternal Brigid,

Gallant Saint Stephen, who puts fire in my blood,

And your brother bishop, my patron,

The generous and jovial Saint Nicholas of Bari.

 

Using the nominative case correctly in dialogue

 ‘It is I, Bugsy Malone, whom you shall never nab, dirty copper.”

Ranting about how the police need to be defunded at a family reunion in Pickens, SC.

 

Purple Jesus

 

Barry Manilow cover bands

 

Barry Manilow

 

Polka Hawaiian Jazz Fusion

 

Russian Trustafarians

 

Handfeeding Wobbly Foxes

 

Hitchhiking In Compton wearing a Confederate flag emblazoned tee shirt

 

Waste of time blog posts on beautiful October afternoons