It’s way past time for true-believing, well-educated evangelists to hit the missionary road and scare the unholy shit out of these deluded MAGA worshipers who have rejected the love-thy- enemy theology of their would-be savior and instead have embraced the hate and revenge ideology of the false prophets Elon Trump and Donald Musk. 

For what is a MAGA profited, if he shall gain the owning of the libs, but lose his own soul?

Here, let me have a go at it:

Oh my children, you know not the jeopardy into which you’ve placed your immortal souls.  Why have you turned your back on the teachings of the Prince of Peace who bade you “love thy neighbor as thyself” but instead you worship a “man of lawlessness ” a “son of perdition?”  (2 Thessalonians 2:3). 

Pasteth the following descriptions into a search engine:

“male global leader”

“a deceiver who uses signs and wonders to mislead people”

“seeks to establish a global power structure”

“speaks arrogant words and blasphemies”

“an earthly tyrant and trickster”

Oh, I have saved you the trouble. These descriptions will leadeth you to the 13th Chapter of the Book of Revelation, which describes the Antichrist.

O, my brothers and sisters, repent before it’s too late. Oh, how you will lament upon the Judgement Day when your undying soul will be cast into the flaming cauldron of everlasting perdition, an eternity of suffering because you chose hate instead of love.

But, hold on, it’s not too late. Reread the Gospels, casteth away your Maga merch for God’s sake and your own!

Amen.